(December 22nd 2022) Hellllloooooo Everybody, Welcome back for the final newsletter of the 2022 season. We’ve reached “Finals Week(s)” after a long, hard, beefy season. While there hasn't been much to play for if your name is Luke, Cam, Seth, or Alex, there has at least been some great football…

(December 3rd 2022) Hellllloooooo Everybody, Welcome back to another newsletter from yours truly. I have to say times are good for me these days. The Eagles are 10–1, I’m absolutely rolling on a 10-game winning streak in this league, and the USMNT is putting in work at the World Cup…

(November 9th 2022) Hellllllooooooo everybody. In the words of Cam Newton

(October 30th 2022) Hellllllooooooo everybody. I have to say, it has been really fun reading Matt and Cam’s newsletters. Despite the weeks off, this sucker is still coming out late, but dont worry we will get back to Thursday newsletters soon enough. We are now officially more than halfway through…

(September 29th 2022) Hellllllooooooo everybody. Welcome back to the newsletter. After taking a couple of weeks off, *Shoutout to Matt and Cam for their hard-hitting journalism these past 2 weeks* I am back and ready to talk some football baby. The NFL season as a whole has been extremely wonky…

(September 8th 2022) Welcome back to the first real newsletter everyone. Cam did an incredible job grading everyone’s draft earlier this week and now all of you lucky boys get my roster/draft ranking as well. …

20. Rice Now coming in on the final spot of my list is good old rice. It is the second most consumed food in the entire world so it would almost be disrespectful to leave this staple food off the list. You can dress it up with meat and vegetables and seasonings…